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theopteryx:

fuck you teenage tony stark doesn’t need friends TEENAGE TONY STARK MAKES HIS OWN FRIENDS WITH IPOD DOCKS AND BOOZE DISPENSERS AND SWEET PLAYLISTS and you are not fucking invited

theopteryx:

fuck you teenage tony stark doesn’t need friends TEENAGE TONY STARK MAKES HIS OWN FRIENDS WITH IPOD DOCKS AND BOOZE DISPENSERS AND SWEET PLAYLISTS and you are not fucking invited

greedyinslavery:

#actual disney prince chris hemsworth

yufei:

Anonymous asked you: Hey Yufei! Um, if you don’t mind, could you post Tim hanging out with his brothers on the couch? Maybe with everyone being nice to him for a change, haha!
Sketchy! But man… it’s hard to draw a lot of characters in one pic…

yufei:

Anonymous asked you: Hey Yufei! Um, if you don’t mind, could you post Tim hanging out with his brothers on the couch? Maybe with everyone being nice to him for a change, haha!

Sketchy! But man… it’s hard to draw a lot of characters in one pic…

ctchrysler:

Warmup of the day!  6/3

Air Korra … not the airbending kind of Korra this time.  The MJ kind of Korra who can bring the heat on the court, handle the rock with fluid moves aaaaaaaaaaannnd probably needs to work on her hops with coach Tenzin :l
I am the lamest of the lame :D

ctchrysler:

Warmup of the day!  6/3

Air Korra … not the airbending kind of Korra this time.  The MJ kind of Korra who can bring the heat on the court, handle the rock with fluid moves aaaaaaaaaaannnd probably needs to work on her hops with coach Tenzin :l

I am the lamest of the lame :D


the funyun knight

the funyun knight

Where do you get your pony music?

XD Why? And why are you asking here instead of texting? (I find it through Equestria Daily and then follow their post to the link, btw)

Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: LOKI?
Teacher: Pardon?
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Teacher: What?
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Teacher: What?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher: What-
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Me: LOKI'D.
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

dilfosaur:

Anonymous asked you: You should make a picture of Thor hugging Loki and singing Set Fire to the Rain.

what is going on in my inbox

All of my friends live near each other.

huyenlam:

For them, it’s like,

“Hey bro, wanna come over?”

“Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”

For me, it’s like,

“Hey bro, wanna come over?”

“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”